"Oh dear God, it’s only two o’clock! It’s been Christmas Day for at least a week now! How can it only be two o’clock? I’m in agony!"
- Mycroft Holmes, professional Drama Queen
Thanks Mycroft. Here’s me over here recovering from a bullet wound. Yes I’m sure you’re in much worse pain.
cute things to call your girlfriend:
5. 1/2lb butter
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
Anyone know why on #youtube on ‘my subscriptions’ it doesn’t have a ‘load mor’ button at the end. So you end up missing half the videos that have been recently uploaded!?
Kale, grape, mango, banana and pear smoothie. With a peppermint tea to wash it down. 💙
I’ve been off those stupid anti-sickness tablets (which made me very nauseated AND vomit more ironically) for about 20 days now and my heart is still effed up.
This doctor’s appointment can’t come quicker, although if he ignores my heart issues AGAIN I will go bother A&E until someone sees me. Wouldn’t bother me but it’s an important organ, and when it feels like someone is pushing it between two brick walls after setting light to it, yeah I’d say that was something to worry about. >:(